We wrote this as a modification of the original, Goldilocks and the three bear’s story. I switched the roles, so Goldilocks is a bear and the bears are humans. I based the male characters, the "Bros", off some of my real life friends. Enjoy

Goldilocks and The Three Bros

Once upon a time, there was a little bear cub named Goldilocks.  She went for a walk in the city with no adults. She figured now that she is 3 years old she needs to find her own food. Pretty soon, she came upon a house. She knocked and, when no one answered, she walked right in.

In the kitchen, on the table, there were three bowls of cereal. Goldilocks was really hungry because of all the walking and tasted the cereal from the first bowl.

"This cereal is too soggy" she exclaimed.

So, she tasted the cereal from the second bowl.

"This cereal is too dry," she said

So, she tasted the last bowl of cereal.

"Ahh, this cereal is just right," she said and happily ate it all up.

Goldilocks was very tired, so she went upstairs to the bedroom. 

She lay down in the first bed, but it was too hard. 

Then she lay in the second bed, but it was too soft. 

When she lay down in the third bed, it was just right.  Goldilocks fell asleep.

As she was sleeping, the three bros came home.

"Someone's been eating my cereal," shrieked Junior Bro.

"Someone's been eating my cereal," Sophomore Bro said.

"Someone's been eating my cereal too, and they finished it all!" cried Freshmen Bro.

“Stop crying Freshmen Bro, someone is in our house!” squealed Sophomore Bro.

They decided to look around for the intruder and when they were walking upstairs to the bedroom, Sophomore Bro exclaimed,

“Yo bros it is probably Senior Bro visiting from college,”

“Maybe he brought girls over!” Freshmen Bro, full of hope said.

“I hope he brought Stacy over, she’s fine” Junior Bro said walking up the last stair.

Junior Bro sighed, “No one has been sleeping in my bed,"

“No one has sleeping in my bed either,” Sophomore Bro sighed.

"Someone's been sleeping in my bed and she's still there!" exclaimed Freshmen Bro.

“Oh what’s up baby?”

“What’s your name?”

Just then Freshmen Bro threw the blankets off the bed and a sleeping Goldilocks appeared.

“Awwwwwww, oh my gawd we’re all going to die there’s a real life bear in my bed,” he whispered

“I want to go home I want to go home I want to go home” Sophomore Bro squeaked out before he began to cry

“Everyone shut up, you’re going to wake it, and no one make a sound”

**DOOR SLAMS**

I’m home! And hey Junior Bro I brought Stacy over, bro she thinks you’re cute

Rawer!! Goldilocks screamed, jumped up and scratched Freshmen Bro in the face,

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! “I’ve been hit, man down, mayday, save yourself”, Freshmen Bro shouted!

Goldilocks continued to scratch, beat and mangle the bros until she got bored and wandered out of the house, and back into the woods. Only Freshmen Bro got seriously injured because frankly Goldilocks and the rest of the world just flat out hate freshmen.

THE END