I
wrote this play based off my Chris and Pat story. It was pretty cool to see how
a couple of changes can take a useless piece, into a nice visual and soon to be
published play. Thank all of you for the views it means a lot. Love you guys
Tooth Fairy
Characters
Chris, is a
kindergarten heart breaker. He has big green eyes, short blonde hair and has
never lost a tooth before. Chris bases most of what he knows off what he hears
from his brother the fifth grader.
Pat, is a
year older. He has brown eyes and brown hair. Pat is only at Chris’s house
because their moms are best friends. Pat thinks he is a lot smarter than Chris
and pat hates being wrong
Ben, is a
fifth grader. He is Chris’s older brother and basically taught him everything
he knows. He hates when pat comes over because they always end up fighting. But
tolerates it because he gets money to babysit.
Act 1, Scene 1
Its 10:30 am, the sun is shining and the birds are chirping.
Chris and Pat are in the living room while Ben is eating cereal in the kitchen
PAT
( Holding his mouth )
Ow my tooth. It fell out, quick get me some paper towels
( Pointing to the kitchen )
CHRIS
( Running Stage left ) No problem Pat.
PAT
( With blood all over his hands ) Eww bloods gross.
CHRIS
Well at least you’ll wake up with two dollars under your
pillow
PAT
What are you stupid. ( Stands up moves stage right ) Even you
should know she only leaves toothpaste under your pillow
CHRIS
WHAT! Are you talking about? ( Stands up )
PAT
What do you mean?
CHRIS
What do you mean? What do you mean!! ( Moves stage right )
PAT
You’re wrong
CHRIS
First off, he is a boy and second why would a fairy have
toothpaste?
PAT
Why would a boy be a fairy?
CHRIS
Shut up, I want you to go home!
PAT
I want to go home
CHRIS
Mommas boy! Mommas boy! Mommas boy! Mommas boy! Mommas boy!
Mommas boy!
PAT
You’re just mad that you’re stupid
CHRIS
No you are
PAT
AHHHHHHHH
BEN
Stop! ( Enters Stage left with bowl
in hand ) if you really want to know whose right just stay up and wait for the
fairy to show up
Act 1, Scene 2
It’s been a day since last time they’ve talked. The boys are
back at bens house. Ben is in the living room. Chris and pat are in the kitchen
eating muffins
PAT
Guess what?
CHRIS
What?
PAT
I woke up
with a one dollar and a toothbrush under my pillow
CHRIS
We were both
right! Did you see if it was a guy or a girl?
PAT
I fell
asleep
CHRIS
Dang I knew
that was going to happen.
PAT
What is that
mean
CHRIS
It means, if
you want something done you got to do it yourself ( stands on table )
PAT
What are you
doing
CHRIS
Im going to
jump of the table, loose a tooth, stay up all night so I can prove once and for
all I was right ( walks to the edge of table )
PAT and CHRIS
One, two
thr-
BEN
( Runs in
stage right ) STOP!! I’ve been listening to you guys all day. And your both
wrong, the tooth fairy is fake! it’s just as trick moms and dads pull on little
boys who don’t know any better.
CHRIS AND PAT
( Looks at
each other, start crying)
THE END